The News Ticker for Economic Joy Industry: sport mimicry
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Today, we bring you uplifting economic news from the industry of sport mimicry
Sport is an intensive physical activity for enjoyment. But what had they done with this kind of pleasure in the recent past? Professional sports have become a million-dollar business, with gladiators being used to sell sports equipment and broadcasting rights for sports events in the media. Mass sports, this gathering place for non-professionals, was almost extinct.
Sports had become a solitary and sterile affair for the average person. People, for example, sat alone in their living rooms on their
bicycles, pedaling according to the instructions of their virtual trainer, only exposed to artificial stimuli for their eyes and ears.
And then they came – the sports revolutionaries, the sporting critters.
I will introduce you to three companies from this revolutionizing league.
First, there is Next Sports Ocular – a company based on the international space station JPT, the successor to IOS. The company's satellites scan new sports worldwide on Earth, from the
bush to the metropolises. Next Sports Ocular presents its findings to the global population, allowing them to vote on what is perceived as a source of joy for intense physical activity, either
globally or regionally. If a sport gains widespread popularity, its design is handed over by the Ocular founders, with involvement from the original inventors to a network of open-minded sports
organizers who turn it into humorous sporting events.
Organizers who have dominated the sports scene for decades as gatekeepers and marketing giants, such as the International Olympic Committee or the International Football Federation, are outraged and bewildered by how little their way of holding competitions is still in demand. They are facing bankruptcy.
Now, let’s talk about Rule Bouncing. Rule Bouncing is a company that takes a bold approach to sports rules. Sporting events become exciting in a new way because R Rule Bouncing uses both machine-based and human game-makers to ensure that the rules change during the game. For example, in football, the offside rule is suspended for 15 minutes.
In tennis, it’s not announced that suddenly, players must use much lighter balls. Highly skilled athletes love to adjust to surprises in the interpretation of the game rules. Flexible-rule athletes become fan favorites, attracting far more viewers than traditional athletes. Rigid rule-following is a thing of the past. Cheating with results has become much harder.
Finally, the company Animal Human Crossing, dedicated to the invention of interspecies fair sports disciplines. It is located at the largest salt lake on Earth, the Caspian Sea. The current product hit is a parkour run, where monkeys, kangaroos, squirrels, and humans trace paths together in both natural and urban environments. Human tracers must not only be extremely agile and aware of their surroundings but also master communication between the two species. This sport discipline particularly appeals to humans who no longer see themselves as the crown of creation.
The sports critters reconnect us with sport as a pleasure, allowing us to engage in intense physical activity.
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