The News Ticker for Economic Joy Industry: manipulation protection
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Feeling safe – we once thought that meant a state in which we were only rarely deceived, threatened, or exposed to acts of violence. Guardians of safety, to us, were courts, the police, data protection officers, or quality assurance departments in companies. We associated safety with burglar-proof homes and bank accounts protected against hacker attacks.
And then, as we gradually could no longer be sure who we really were, it was almost too late. We hadn't noticed how insidiously our memories were constantly being rewritten, or how our relationships felt poisoned with doubt and mistrust. Being sure of oneself, trusting in one's own perception – that had barely been possible anymore. People were so unsettled, they no longer even trusted the ground beneath their feet, or whether the year being written down was even accurate.
And then they came – off script actors who brought clarity and peace back to our personal identities. They gave us emotional protection, through which we could once again feel what was real and what was true.
Let me introduce you to the flagships of this league.
The first company I'd like to present is “TRRUSTED! - Unveil. Unmask. Trusssst.”– a business that has set up its headquarters in a swarm of airships floating above Earth. Their top product is the Lie Vaporizer. You simply spray the elixir made of truth particles briefly onto a text, an image, an object, or a patch of living skin, and immediately, the sprayed surface reveals itself in its original, natural, unembellished form.
Customers describe the effect on their nervous system like this: “It was as if a heavy veil had been lifted from my eyes.” Manufacturers who specialize in fraudulent food or building materials are sounding the alarm. No other product exposes their deceitful practices so quickly and clearly.
Psychiatric clinics are loyal clients of TRRUSTED!. The consistent use of the Lie Vaporizer on patients has led to individuals, who had checked in due to overwhelming inner uncertainty, being discharged in no time.
Intelligence agencies and dark web actors are frustrated because they can’t crack the formula of the vaporizer. A molecular compound in the product that detects malice and lust for power renders the elixir useless in the hands of spies and gangsters.
The company Propaganda Ugh Ugh – is another pioneer of the emotional protection industry, operating in the field of manipulation outsmarting. Its headquarters is located at the starting point of the ancient trade route between China and Europe, the so-called Silk Road, namely in Xi’an, China.
Propaganda Ugh Ugh connects people on an emotional sound frequency that is sung. So-called mind fuck resonators – high-frequency oscillators – are held to the larynx and generate individual and collective immunity against inflammatory thoughts. The shared vibration that is produced wraps around the amygdala – the brain organ responsible for processing and storing information – like a protective film.
What historical peace movements in Europe, such as the “Lay Down Your Arms!” campaign before World War I and the anti-nuclear protest movement of the 1970s, failed to achieve, is becoming reality today: mass refusal of warlike and xenophobic actions seems to be something Propaganda Ugh Ugh is making possible.
The mind fuck resonators are bestsellers among freedom-loving people in both dictatorships and democracies. Families and circles of friends sing and hum themselves into peacefulness together.
The off script actors or in other words manipulation tricksters are leading us into a new stage of emotional evolution. Through them, we are learning not to let our fear of uncertainty seduce us into arrogant and aggressive knee-jerk reactions. Mind-poisoners have less power over humanity.
That was our current news ticker for economic delights.
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